FRIGHTENING SCENES Maybe worth watching once, but never again. Johnny gives "the finger" to Chev. Violence: MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE) He flies off on fire, and pummels El Huron before throwing him into a pool where he apparently drowns, and puts a severed but artificially sustained head into the same, all while Chev continues to be on fire. A shot a few seconds later shows them in the middle of the racetrack, 30 feet away. Do you think movies have gotten more violent over the years? WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT? They are proud of it. Johnny does various bits of exaggerated laughing. App Reviews; Best App Lists; Parent Tips and FAQs. In the closing credits, we see a chest spreader being used for surgery on Chev. Know when new reviews are published We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, We will never sell or share your email address with anybody and you can unsubscribe at any time, Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody. He then lasciviously flicks his tongue many times. - Buttocks and breast nudity shown in sexual situations. Profanity consists of at least 164 "f" words, while other expletives and colorful phrases are also heard (including in songs). Johnny's face is very bloody after Chev pummels him. About two apparently gay men, Chev refers to them as a pair of "sausage Nigels." Guns/Weapons The MPA rated Crank - High Voltage R for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language. And another dumb scene is at the end, when we see a guy's head in a water tank being supported by tubes to keep him alive. About the above scene where Chev was rubbing up and down against the back of a older, clothed lady, that woman states that he was a bastard who wanted it so bad that he had his hands all over her, that he is built like a "brick sh*t-house," and that he treated her like his "hot little whore." A woman punches a man, kicks him in the crotch, and throws him onto the hood of a car and he breaks the windshield. Only watch this if you want essentially a porno with foul language and gory scenes mixed in. are present. Doc Miles has an empty drink and may be holding some pills. Copyright Fandango. If you think what we do is worthwhile, please donate or become a member, Crank: High Voltage | 2009 | R | - 10.10.10, In this sequel Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) survived his fall from a helicopter only to have his heart harvested and transplanted into a crime syndicate boss. A man is shown wearing only jockey underwear that appears to be soiled. At various points during this montage, parts of the image are digitized around their crotch areas, supposedly to block views of their genitals. A miscellaneous woman shows cleavage. Chev shoots and hits one goon, and then fires at Johnny and another man who run away and shoot back at him with machine guns and handguns during the resultant chase. Alcohol/Drugs As Chev exits a brothel where surgery was performed on him, he sees a bare-breasted young woman on top of a person while massaging them. We are a totally independent website with no connections to political, religious or other groups & we neither solicit nor choose advertisers. In addition, various Asian characters are played as exaggerated stereotypes that might be offensive to some viewers. We see a severed head attached to tubs floating in a tank of water (the head moves its mouth and blinks its eyes). OUR WORD TO PARENTS: This one blows the mad-o-meter off the chart. You can help us keep our independence with a donation. A topless woman straddles a man and massages him. Eve repeatedly poses as a bad girl during her arrest photo session. A boy yells at and is rude to his mother and a man. Once you select Rent you'll have 14 days to start watching the movie and 48 hours to finish it. Chev uses a tazer to shock his own clothed crotch. He also beats up others in another flashback view. "Lily white ass," "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Chicken and broccoli," "Straight up," "You know the drill, bitch," "What the hell are you doing here?" CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE CLIP COMPILATION (2009) Jason Statham. A person hits Chev with a rod, knocking him out. A car suddenly strikes Ria in the middle of the street, and we initially think she is dead, but she's later seen alive. I loved the first film and have been looking forward to the sequel. ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE We see Chev being tortured and have brief views of what appears to be his scrotum (in close-up) exposed during that. A man shoots several men repeatedly (we see blood spurt and splatter and open holes). About getting a new battery pack for his artificial heart, Chev states that it feels like "crank," but better. Passion. JUMP SCENES It ends up feeling a lot like the filmed version of a video game -- a violent, hyper-stylized, over-the-top game along the lines of Grand Theft Auto (i.e. "F*cking do it," "F*cking useless," "Oh f*ck," "M*therf*cking," "F*ck that," "A f*cking psycho," "That sick f*ck," "He's f*cking dead," "Bing f*cking Crosby," "F*cking clowns," "I'm shocked to my f*cking core," "Wake the f*ck up and smell what's burning," "Greasy f*ck," "F*cking hell," "A f*cking hat-trick," "Bullsh*t," "Piece of sh*t," "Ah, sh*t," "No sh*t," "You're a sh*t magnet," "Chinese sh*t," "Built like a brick sh*t-house," "Holy sh*t," "I would have sh*t myself," "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender," "Suck me," "Slut," "I can bet you my momma's cootchie," "C*cks*cker," "No dough, no blow" (sexual), "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back," "You're a pair of sausage Nigels," "That son of a bitch treated me like his hot little whore," "Big ass d*ck," "Dip your wick," "Pubes," "That's a d*cky question," "Like you got a boner" (said as a rhyme to "donor"), "Okay chow mein," "Jesus H. Chelios," "Damn, dawg," "Fag(got)," "He's gonna tap your ass," "Shut up," "Bitch," "Whore," "You lucky bastard," "Get off your fat ass," "Pissed off," "Dude," "Don't look so gloomy, Elvis," "Did I drop some change or did I hear a chink?" A woman punches another woman in the face (she gets a bloody lip) and the other woman strikes her in the head with a bottle. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. You're almost there! In the closing credits, Chev and Eve make out at the strip club where a bare-breasted stripper is in the background of the shot. MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE) To try to keep some cops from arresting Chev, Eve states that he's had too many drinks (to explain his actions, although this is a lie). A man rubs an ice cube on a woman's bare buttocks, then squeezes and slaps them (she is wearing a thong). She tells them that he should go out and visit a "t*tty bar;" have some "smelly sn*tch" rubbed in his face; "dip his wick;" and that he should "f*ck a whore" (referring to herself). PROFANITY The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The 5 Most Anticipated Movies of March 2023. "CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE" Common Sense Media. Statham certainly deserves kudos for hurling himself into the role, and director-writers Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor earn a few points for moments of mad invention. She tells them that he should go out and visit a "t*tty bar;" have some "smelly sn*tch" rubbed in his face; "dip his wick;" and that he should "f*ck a whore" (referring to herself). ", We see a flashback to Randy riding in a car with a cleavage-revealing women who states that he has a "big ass d*ck for a white boy.". A man punches one man in the face, wraps medical tubing around another man's throat, and stabs the first man in the neck with a hypodermic needle. I don't support the ratings system, but it's a good thing that they did ID people. Crank: High Voltage R 2009, Action, 1h 37m 65% Tomatometer 71 Reviews 49% Audience Score 250,000+ Ratings What to know critics consensus Crank: High Voltage delivers on its promises: a. Please click the link below to receive your verification email. 1996-2022 Screen It, Inc. Doc Miles has an empty drink and may be holding some pills. Chev escapes from his captors, reunites with his lover, Eve (Amy Smart), and sets out on a frantic chase through Los Angeles to get his real heart back. You know when they say "A roller-coaster ride of a movie". About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." We see a severed but still alive human head floating in a tank with all sorts of tubes and such attached to it. We see paramedics in the back of an ambulance working on a very bloody man who seems to have some sort of bad abdominal wound. About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." the first crank was ok but this was just stupid. The film was popular enough to earn a sequel, Crank: High Voltage, yet that 2009 film didn't turn much of a profit to score a third film, despite fan interest. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. - Pervasive use of the sexual expletive and variations (sometimes in a sexual content). Chev holds his gun on a paramedic in the back of an ambulance. Venus strikes one person with nunchuckas and then head-butts another, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). A ricocheting bullet hits a man in the head, killing him (with bloody results). An elderly woman describes how a man "put his filthy hands over every part of me" and then continues, becoming more crude. Yet, he must repeatedly find ways to shock his artificial heart back into action, all while striving to get his original ticker back from an old mobster, Poon Dong (DAVID CARRADINE), who's enjoying his new and invigorated lease on life. Jason is superb as Chev Chelios again and had me laughing my ass off with his cockney slang and his superb stunts. He then fights with them but ultimately falls off. At various points during this montage, parts of the image are digitized around their crotch areas, supposedly to block views of their genitals. ", Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: At least 164 "f" words (18 used with "mother," 3 used sexually as are terms such as "bang," "do" and "tap"), 23 "s" words, 16 slang terms using male genitals ("d*ck," "c*ck," "c*cks*cker," "sausage," "wick"), 8 using female ones ("c*nt," "cootchie" and "sn*tch"), 2 for breasts ("t*tty" and "jugs," the latter written), 16 asses (5 used with "hole"), 4 hells, 2 damns, 2 S.O.B.s, 1 wanker, 3 uses of "Oh my God" and 1 use each of "Jesus" and "Jesus Christ.". A neon silhouette display in a strip club shows a woman's figure with bare breasts. We welcome suggestions & criticisms -- and we accept compliments too. To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). After being on fire, Chev's face becomes progressively burned and gross-looking, with missing and/or burned skin, etc. In the 2006 action hit CRANK, hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) spent twenty-four hours in over-drive: fighting, killing, and keeping his adrenaline flowing at full-force to combat a deadly poison injected into his body. In fact scrub that, I will say thisCrank 2 falls into the "Things to do before you die" category. And you will be helping support our website & our efforts. By creating an account, you agree to the We then see a parody of the old Godzilla movies, where Chev and Johnny are portrayed as big, lumbering monsters that fight each other amongst tall electrical towers that they crash into and smash into each other, ending when Chev hits Johnny back with two fists to the chest. He later pummels another person, bloodying his face. We see a close-up view of a woman's clothed butt on TV while exercising, and see that Doc Miles is watching that. from the first film. Then read OUR TAKE of this film. Chev grabs at a man in a moving car and briefly struggles with them, before falling off onto the street. We see primitive looking videogame footage showing a blocky version of Chev fighting another man while falling from the sky. In the closing credits, we see the old woman from before reacting to Chev rubbing up and down against her by saying she's never had it that way before. A man rubs against another man's arm trying to create friction (the man pulls away and protests). No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived. A big gun battle between various parties breaks out at El Huron's estate, with many shooters and bystanders being hit, some with bloody results, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). By entering this site you acknowledge to having read and agreed to the above conditions. A man holds a gun on another man who punches him in the throat and takes the gun away. We hear that Chev never knew his dad. The film is a chaotic mess, and there's no time to get to know or care about the characters. Chev slides down a railing on his feet, but slips and lands on his crotch, causing him pain. Not to some woman there, but instead to a surgeon who removes his highly desirable organ and replaces it with an artificial heart powered by a portable and external electrical supply source. All of that has very bloody results, followed by the out-of-control limo crashing (but Chev is okay and gets out). We hear that Venus' brother is dead, and later hear the same about El Huron's brothers. Following through with the idea of using friction to stimulate Chev's heart, Eve straddles his lap and starts doing some thrusting. Needing to jolt his artificial heart, Chev uses jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue to shock himself. Later, when that tank breaks, Chev picks up the head, spits into the face, and then punts the head into a pool. "I'm going to bitch f*ck your ass," "The f*ck I didn't," "I f*cking did it," "I didn't f*cking die," "Who's this f*cking asshole?" When he is done, he picks up the severed and bloody nipples off the floor and leaves. He then goes outside where a goon holds his handgun on him, but Chev disarms that man and hits him. A man in flames kisses a woman and we see her in flames too (she screams and runs away). A man is shown weakened when his artificial heart's battery gets low, and he uses many types of electrical charge to power himself up: He climbs a power pole and grips the high voltage equipment (he is thrown back and onto the ground in flames and we see blistered, burning flesh), he attaches auto jump cables to his nipple and his tongue (he moans), he sticks his finger in a car cigarette lighter, he puts a dog training collar around his neck and punches the zap button, he tasers himself repeatedly, and he grabs two pieces of a high voltage device and is jolted. Extreme For those prone to visually induced motion sickness, camera movement is nearly nonstop throughout the film (including in close-up views, thus exacerbating the effect). High-octane and truly electrifying! With his portable heart battery weakening, Chev uses a car's electoral system to give himself a jolt. Chev shoots the lock off an electrical panel and grabs the components inside that shock him backwards. 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